The Joke

[Moviemaniac4]

What's the name of Mexico's phone company ?

"Taco Bell"

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Thank you !!!! Thank you !!!!!

[sculpey]

LMAO.............

[DemonsAngel]

HAHAHA [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[Leegeta]

Here's a dumb blonde joke.

A blonde and a brunette were walking down the street where the burnette came across a dead bird. She tells her blonde friend "Look, a dead bird" and the blonde looks up at the sky and says "WHERE!!!???"

HAHAHAHAHA ISN'T THAT FUNNY!!?? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!....no, it really isn't, but it's cute [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Guyver]

What is Black, White and red and can not fit through a revolving door?

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">spoiler (click to view):</font><hr size="1"><div class="spoiler" id="DXB26C">A Nun with a spear through her head!</div><hr size="1"></blockquote>

[Peter Peeker]

this guy walks into a library and says "I'm looking for a book on suicide".

the librarian says "Fuck you, you ain't gonna bring it back".

[sculpey]

Did you hear about the two blondes they found frozen to death at the Drive-In movies?

They went to see "Closed for the Winter"

[Peter Peeker]

oh man....

[Joranthalus]

Santa Claus, A Dumb Blonde, and a Smart Blonde are walking down the street and see a $20 bill on the ground.

Who picks it up?

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">spoiler (click to view):</font><hr size="1"><div class="spoiler" id="V142HR"> The Dumb Blonde, because Smart Blondes and Santa Claus don't exist... </div><hr size="1"></blockquote>

[baimun]

Originally posted by Guyver:
What is Black, White and red and can not fit through a revolving door?

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hahahahahahaa.... I fuckin' love jokes like this. They just come out of left field somewhere. [img]smile.gif[/img]

How 'bout this one...

There's a nun walking along the sidewalk, just carrying her bible.

A wino is stumbling along the other side of the street. He looks over, RUNS across the street, bounces the nun off the hood of a parked car, kicks her, and begins to beat the ever-lovin' shit out of her.

He looks down at her and says....
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">spoiler (click to view):</font><hr size="1"><div class="spoiler" id="7SMFJO">...Not so tough NOW, are ya Batman!!!</div><hr size="1"></blockquote>

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<font color="#cd6600"><font size="1">[ May 21, 2004 10:59 AM: Message edited by: Baimun ]</font></font>

<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ May 21, 2004 11:04 AM: Message edited by: Baimun ]</font>